I think I would like to snog you

Every time I see a Harrison Ford movie, I end up wanting to make out with someone. Not just anyone-but someone I don’t know, like Harrison Ford.

Movies can be so inspiring right? (there’s a hint of sarcasm in that)

How is it that a kiss can look so good in a movie but can feel so un-magical in real life? Why are certain men more charming on-screen?

Maybe I’m not kissing the right guys? Maybe I need my own movie director for my love life?

Here are the top three actors/characters who I think I’d really enjoy a good kiss with. I think you’d agree.

1. Harrison Ford. From Han Solo to that sexy police man who protects that Amish Girl (Witness). He looks intense. He looks Passionate. I want some of that.  Helen Mirren apparently Disagrees (You can read about that here http://gawker.com/5019723/top-ten-worst-kissers-in-hollywood-from-the-icky-to-the-sweaty-to-tongues-that-taste-like-kitty-litter)

Hello there:

Photo taken from pjmedia.com

Yes Please:

Witness

Photo taken from sheknows.com

2. Matthew Perry-but ONLY as Chandler. Chandler does it for me. I am not sure that Matthew Perry does.

Yes:

Photo from wikia.com

Nope:

Photo from www.distars.ru 

3. Alan Rickman

Last but certainly not least.

I know, he’s “old”. I know he’s Snape (but that’s kind of cool don’t you think?) Come on though, guys, he’s sexy. He kisses with intention plus he can dance and he has that cool accent.

Watch the video. I dare you to disagree.

Letter to my 18-year-old self

My sister wanted me to do a letter to my 18-year-old self. She wrote one for herself on Facebook but I’m writing mine on here because long posts on Facebook make me awkward.

Dear 18-year-old self,

This is going to be the crappiest year of your life.

Don’t worry, you’ll pull through it.

You will have your first boyfriend. Don’t take what he says so seriously, Just because he says you should do something, doesn’t mean that it is true. It’s his opinion and it’s just that, an opinion. .. He’s has some really bad opinions.

Your body is a wonderland. Treat it with respect. Eat something. Don’t look to fix your flaws. You actually have very few flaws and you will find over the years that your body is very celebrated.

While we’re on the subject, you should dump people who don’t celebrate your body.

Don’t stop eating. Eat a sandwich. Eat some ice cream. Eat something and on a regular basis.

Your stepfather has no reason to treat you like that, you’re right, they’re wrong. There is no grey area in this.  In a few years you will be free of all of this and will finally be able to get through to your mother and really open up about your feelings. One day she will hear you.

You’re figuring out how to stick for yourself and show your real personality, but in order to do that you need to let yourself be you. You’ve got the spunk,  just work on where you’re coming from.

You’re getting really tired of being called “sweet” and “nice” these are actually good things.

Don’t wear tight shorts to Disneyland.

You’re going to cut all your hair off. People are going to be mean. Your sister is going to tell you that you look like a dike and the Flock of Seagulls lead singer. But you did it for a cause, and you look just fine.

If you can lean over and your underwear shows, it is too short, similarly, if you can see more than two inches of cleavage without leaning over, your shirt is too low.

Showing off your boobs is not the answer. Camisoles are not tank tops! You’re more than a body and you deserve someone who wants more than a body.

Do what you think is right.

Don’t let people bully you for not having sex. Ignore the people who tease you for still being a virgin.  Your integrity pays off in the future.

Lastly,  Don’t worry, you’ll get your diploma, you’ll be in a play, you’ll live on your own. You get to experience everything you ever wanted to and more. You just have to make it happen. Also, be happy. Just enjoy life.